sixlfies that I haven’t deleted yet
take me down to the forbidden city where the grass is forbidden and the girls are forbidden
I accidentally discovered a labyrinth of trails and ecosystems along the biggest river in the state and got lost in it for nearly two hours. I couldn’t avoid swatting bugs away for more than five seconds, and if I even stopped riding my arms turned into bloodsucking constellations. I only saw one other person. He was old and wearing a speedo, in the middle of the woods. Anyway it was beautiful.
My least favorite part of Phil of the Future was the caveman. Basically just a strong baby, and I hate both babies and strong people.
I’m picking up some aggressively out-of-touch vibes at this wedding. Most of the people here can’t wrap their minds around the unisex bathrooms. I think I’m gonna get pounded for wearing a peach shirt.
ping pong bros
josh and adam
lansing michigan, july 2014
ohio is trying to murder everyone in it. every ohioan is miserable. every person who is in ohio is miserable. the only people who really ‘get’ ohio and belong here are the amish because they desire and value that misery