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I hear so much screaming when I’m trying to sleep in Chicago and it’s just like… can someone please seal these hell portals so I can get some rest?

dudleyworl:

Who is going to stop Josh Veal

#gpoy

dudleyworl:

Who is going to stop Josh Veal

#gpoy

why do people keep saying “it’s a metaphor” to my posts? what’s the dizzeal, teens?

This was so worth it

I don’t smoke at all but I just bought a pack of cigarettes because I thought it would be funny and I was right. It’s hilarious and now I can’t get enough of that sweet sweet nico. That smooth ‘tine as us smockers say

Love when a highway has signs with ten food places and five gas stations for an exit so you get off and it’s like

"Mcdonalds -> 3 miles

BP -> 10 miles

Taco Bell -> One hour by ferry”

Let me know if you ever choose glossy over matte so I can pray for you.

I told my coworker today that he’s maybe the most sexist person I’ve ever met and he said, “It’s not sexist to believe in stereotypes that are true. If it’s true, then it’s not wrong. I just know how girls are, it doesn’t mean I hate them.” Wow. You’re going down in the books for this one

This is a post about frands.

Tomorrow I’m pumped as heck to spend the whole weekend with my friends Taylor and Emily, who are probably my favorite people in this world to spend time with. In 8 years, they’ve never once made me feel bad about myself (which lies in stark contrast to my entire K-12 experience). They’ve always been there for me through every single thing. I don’t think I’ve ever been bored with them! I’ve talked to Taylor for three hours straight and I thought it was thirty minutes. He understands me perfectly and makes me excited to just live my life. Everything Emily does is hilarious to me, and she cares more about dogs than anyone I’ve ever met. But then they’re both so intelligent and loving and aware every time we talk about anything. And they never fight (around me)! I’m in love.

My other best frind is Amanda VanVels. We’ve only been friends for a few years but it feels like a lifetime. She loves to do all the things I do and every day we hang out feels like an adventure. She appreciates beauty and life in a way few people do, which is what makes her such a ridiculously talented (and renowned) wedding photographer. Amanda laughs at all my jokes, even when she doesn’t really get them, which is the number one quality I look for in a friend, but she’s also sooo fun to be around and constantly striving to be a better person. And she’s always there for me if I need to talk about anything. Literally, she’ll listen to me babble on for hours when even I’m annoyed with myself and I don’t understand it. I’m always excited to spend time with Amanda.

The last frond I’ve been hanging out with a lot recently is my friend Carly. Carly’s like, first off, super cool. We usually do nothing but talk for hours, and that’s not a complaint at all. I never get bored! She’s been pulled back to Grand Rapids from her new home in Germany recently due to some bad things that none of us wish were happening but I’m at least personally so grateful that I get to spend time with her. She’s so funny and a great storyteller but can instantly switch into thoughtful analysis of everyone’s lives around her. She handles hardship with such resolve, it makes me want to be a better person. Carly’s one of the smartest people I’ve ever met and I think I agree with everything she says because she’s honestly always right. It’s scary. I’m going to miss her and Amanda when I go to Chicago this weekend which is weird because it’s just a weekend but like… c’mon. They’re great.

I also wanna add in that I miss Jonson and Josh Weible and I’d hang out with them if I had the slightest amount of extra free time in the past like… months. But I love them. Thanks.

venusaurphobia:

Being a Christian doesn’t mean you have to be anti-science. I do believe in The Big Bang Theory, I just don’t think it’s funny or deserves six seasons.

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Lola is getting funnier by the day. I can’t give you her snapchat but I should publish a book of them when she’s dead so you can all appreciate her. I’m also jealous of Fatmir that I don’t have his face, voice, or personality. In addition, I would like to hang out with Ian Chick. Also, in conclusion to this post, Josh’s blog is always worth checking daily for that first-class content you might’ve missed.

envyadams:

remember when my hair was blue and an old lady told josh and i we looked like “katy and john,” referring to katy perry and john mayer

I thought this was a dream

I haven’t reblogged one of those number questionnaire things in 2 years because I always imagine no one responding and then a bunch of people just messaging me an hour later like “lmao no one cares about you!” and I lose a bunch of followers and someone liveblogs it all and then it gets put on the Tumblr Radar and I can’t go to parties anymore without everyone turning their backs to me and whispering