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How can we trust our citizens with guns when 90% of them can’t even aim their pee into a toilet

We’re at Cedar Point dropping $15 on chicken fingers

death-psychedelic:

Wayne Barlowe’s Hell-themed artwork

borlax:

how time changes us

quoms:

forgot to post this last night but i went to see local natives with venusaurphobia and got to see the Josh Veal Charm™ in action. very impressive

They’re always after me Josh Veal Charm™

FASHION

FASHION

Local Natives put on one of the best shows I’ve seen, I met quoms and he was both knowledgable and funny, and now I’m going to see Modern Baseball with an unnecessarily powerful drink in hand

I am in Downtown Columbus, OH. it’s bearable I guess

vulturesintrees:

scorpioheaux:

themoonisgay:

fire+air>water+earth

sike yall asses will end up destroying the whole world over some dumb ass philosophical argument and the water amd earth signs will just be here waiting for yall to settle down and stop acting a damn fool so we can rebuild society

nah water signs will be crying somewhere about something irrelevant and earth signs will be the ones waiting :)

the Avatar will unite all elements in the end

My fencing professor moved here from the Soviet Union after getting kicked off their national team for not being a Communist. He has a thick accent and was wearing a gold chain under his black polo. He said he laughs at The Princess Bride and Mask of Zorro because he could kill them ten times in one second.

awwww-cute:

Norwegian Forest Cats


Hello

awwww-cute:

Norwegian Forest Cats

Hello

modern horror story

You hear your phone vibrate from the other room. You go to check it out, but halfway there, your cargo shorts vibrate. You pull the phone out of your really big pocket and you have a text from a blocked number that says, “Don’t go, I heard it too.” You screenshot it and post it on twitter. The caption reads: “Wtf?? Who’s doing this?” You get three favorites

I have to take a bullshit one-credit class full of freshman/sophomores and it’s honestly exactly like high-school. These kids were clearly messing with the prof and she wasn’t picking up on it at all. So I made friends with them cuz they seemed cool